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The Four Corners of Nowhere

Wily as a coyote
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I know 15 ways to kill someone with just my backteeth, a pinky and a gun. I have ridden bengal tigers bareback, though the tamer demanded I put on some pants and get the hell out of the cage. I know why the caged bird sings (starsearch), how curiousity killed the cat (crowbar, spiked catnip) and how satisfaction brought it back (voodoo). I found the Meaning of Life at a lost-n-found at the Motel 6, only to have it pickpocketed the town over by a wily-fingered Buddhist. I have partied til the cows came home, and boy, were they angry at what I did to the bathroom. I have walked a mile in my brother's shoes, but by then, I was too far away to return them. He who fights and runs away probably won't get booked on the next HBO saturday bout. No animals were harmed in the making of the biography (except that unicorn, but the way I took care of it, I doubt if you'll ever see it or any of his brethern again). Playset sold seperately

Past and Present

Badger badger mushroom mushroom

Buffy is a pottymouth

Fat chicks in party hats

Feline medical curiousities

Five Differences

Alternate Tarot

Stagger stagger

Michael Jackson

The inexplicable

Devil's Tramping Ground

Evolution's convert

Nice Guys



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